Top 10 Ways to Get Over The Muthafucker

10 Ways to Piss Your Ex and Look Good Doing It. (Aka Top 10 Ways to Get Over The Muthafucker.)

10. Don’t give a shit about the breakup. Act like it means nothing to you. Even if it does, don’t show it.
9. Call you ex by his/her first name. That should be a refreshingly shocking change. And say it like you’ve been doing it forever.
8. Call your ex by another name and go “oops. Sorry. It’s just that YOU remind me of HIM/HER”. This works every-fucking-time. It just kills the other person inside.
7. Laugh it off.

6. Date your ex’s friend. It doesn’t have to be anything serious, just occasional meet up is enough to piss your ex off.
5. Call your ex to ask about this nice restaurant that he/she brought you to before. Sound excited and be in a rush to put down.
4. Get attached. For guys, find a girl that’s hotter than your ex. The new one doesn’t need to have more brains. Just pick one with bigger boobs and a decent face. For girls, find a man that drives a better car.
3. Go work that body out. Make your Ex drool at the new you.
2. Gush to your common friends about how good your new one is in bed. You never knew what orgasm felt like until today.
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